Tone Deaf [Official Audio]

[00:00.63] Yeah, I'm sorry (Huh?)

[00:04.40] What did you say?

[00:05.89] Oh, I can't hear you

[00:10.86] I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out (Out), yeah (I need autotune)

[00:13.89] Yeah

[00:15.39] It's my alter ego's fault

[00:17.13] These evil thoughts can be so dark

[00:19.14] Cerebral palsy, three Zolofts

[00:21.63] I eat, doze off to "Rico Suave" (Look it up)

[00:24.11] Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back, with a cracked axel, a backpack full of Paxil

[00:28.13] A black satchel, a knapsack and a flask full of 'gnac and Jack Daniels

[00:33.35] Girl, let's go back, back to my castle (Yeah)

[00:33.88] I don't wanna hassle you, Alexandra

[00:35.88] But my dick's an acronym 'cause it stands for you (Stands for you, oh)

[00:38.63] Wait, Alexandra who? (Damn)

[00:40.14] All I know is Friday, I met you (What?)

[00:42.37] Saturday, I'll probably forget you

[00:44.13] Guess that's what the Molly and X do (What the fuck?)

[00:46.64] 'Cause who the fuck am I laying next to? (Huh)

[00:48.13] But ever since D-Nice To Tha Rescue, Fila Fresh Crew (Uh)

[00:51.65] I been a lab rat (Yeah) from a test tube (Uh)

[00:53.88] I'm goin' in like the red roof (Red Roof Inn)

[00:55.90] You don't like it, eat a cock 'til your jaw breaks (Yeah)

[00:58.90] Call it caught between a rock and a hard place

[01:00.73] Like a sasquatch in a crawlspace

[01:02.39] 'Cause you're watchin' your heart race like you're Scarface

[01:04.36] In a car chase with the cops or an arcade

[01:07.87] Stuck inside of a Mario Kart race duckin' saw blades

[01:09.29] At a stop and a start pace

[01:10.30] What I'm tryin' to say is I'm drivin' 'em all crazy

[01:11.55] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)

[01:15.59] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)

[01:19.59] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)

[01:23.84] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah)

[01:27.33] I see the rap game, then attack the verses (Uh)

[01:29.85] Turn into a graveyard packed with hearses (Yeah)

[01:31.84] Just like your funeral, I'm at your service (What?)

[01:36.08] Pockets on stuffed like a taxidermist (Woo)

[01:36.83] Just landed in Los Angeles when this chick Angela and her grandmother in a tan

[01:40.11] Colored van pull up with a hand full of Xans

[01:43.34] And a substantial amount of gan' just to ask what my

[01:45.59] Grand plans for the night are (Yeah)

[01:46.58] I said, "Sneak into the Sleep Inn for the weekend and pretend it's a five-star," yeah

[01:48.80] I leap into the deep end of the pool

[01:51.20] I can show you where the dives are (Get it?), ha

[01:54.44] We don't even gotta drive far

[01:55.70] I know this spot that is so live

[01:57.44] But I'm tryna get some head first (What?), like a nosedive (Haha)

[01:59.70] So many side chicks, can't decide which to slide with and which should I ditch

[02:03.92] So when it comes to ass, bitch, I get behind like the Heimlich (Get behind, yeah)

[02:07.95] Had one chick who liked to flip sometimes on some switchin' sides shit

[02:11.97] Pushed her out, the side kick, then I flipped the lil' white bitch off like a light switch (Bitch)

[02:15.92] It's okay not to like my shit

[02:17.95] Everything's fine, drink your wine, bitch

[02:20.17] And get offline, quit whinin', this is just a rhyme, bitch (Rhyme, bitch)

[02:24.20] But ask me will I stick to my guns (Guns) like adhesive tape? (Adhesive tape)

[02:25.96] Does Bill Cosby sedate once he treats to cheesecake and a decent steak? (Huh?)

[02:29.70] You think gettin' rid of me's a piece of cake?

[02:31.70] I'm harder than findin' Harvey Weinstein a date (Damn)

[02:33.94] And that's why they say I got more lines than Black Friday

[02:36.20] So save that shit for the damn library (Shh)

[02:38.70] You heard of Kris Kristofferson? (Yeah)

[02:41.46] Well, I am Piss Pissedofferson (Oh)

[02:43.43] Paul's askin' for Christmas off again

[02:44.92] I said, "No," then I spit this song for him

[02:46.47] It goes

[02:48.42] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)

[02:51.20] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)

[03:00.16] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)

[03:00.69] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

[03:03.46] Bitch, I can make "orange" rhyme with "banana" (Yeah)

[03:05.95] Oranana

[03:07.45] Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas

[03:09.03] At the crib, playin' Fortnite with your grandma

[03:11.28] But I'm more like a four-five with the grammar

[03:13.29] 'Bout to show you why your five favorite rappers can't touch this

[03:15.54] But before I get the hammer

[03:17.29] I should warn you, I'm Thor-like in this manner (Thor)

[03:19.29] But the day I lose sleep over you critiquin' me or

[03:21.78] I ever let you cocksuckers eat at me

[03:23.80] I'd need to be a motherfuckin' pizzeria

[03:25.80] But you ain't gettin' no cheese from me

[03:27.54] I went from Little Caesars, BLTses, grilled cheeses

[03:30.53] Bein' dirt poor to filthy rich, I'm still me, bitch

[03:33.76] Like a realtor, that's real tea, bitch (Real talk)

[03:36.78] Aftermath, bitch, whole camp's lit

[03:38.51] We put out fire, Dre stamps it

[03:39.78] With my cohorts, hit a bogart

[03:41.77] Yeah, got your whole squad yellin', "Oh, God"

[03:44.04] Here comes Barshall with no holds barred

[03:46.06] Bitch, I'm a hurricane, you're a blowhard

[03:48.04] Like your old broad, she full of semen, like the coast guard

[03:51.05] And life's been pretty good to me so far (Yeah), for the most part

[03:54.79] Had a couple of run-ins with popo, caught

[03:56.29] A couple assault charges, got a few priors like crowbars (Priors)

[03:59.29] Which is so odd 'cause I'm forty-eight now

[04:01.55] That 5-0's startin' to creep up on me like a patrol car (Woo)

[04:04.79] I'll be an old fart, but you don't want no part, so, bitch, don't start (Don't start)

[04:07.55] Simmer down, compose yourself, Mozart

[04:08.51] I ain't went nowhere, call me coleslaw

[04:11.02] 'Cause I'm out for the cabbage and I'm so raw

[04:13.29] And if time is money, you have no clocks

[04:15.31] And any folk caught within close proximity's gettin' cold-cocked

[04:18.01] My enemies, I'm a chimney, give me the smoke, opps

[04:20.27] And R.I.P. to King Von, and it don't stop, and I know not

[04:23.80] What the fuck you say? I told y'all, it ain't me, it's my alter ego's fault

[04:28.29] But if y'all wanna cancel me, no prob

[04:30.51] I'll tell you the same thing I told Paul (Woo)

[04:32.29] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)

[04:35.77] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)

[04:39.03] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)

[04:43.78] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (I'm tone-deaf)