My Name Is
[00:00.64] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[00:03.64] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:06.39] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[00:10.04] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:12.29] Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who?
[00:15.43] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:17.68] (Can I have the attention of the class for one second?)
[00:18.18] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[00:21.18] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:23.18] Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
[00:25.93] Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh)
[00:29.18] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
[00:31.92] Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Huh?)
[00:34.68] My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight
[00:37.42] But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
[00:40.43] And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh)
[00:43.18] "Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted"
[00:46.17] Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else
[00:48.42] 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:51.67] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[00:54.17] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:57.43] I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
[00:59.93] Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
[01:02.68] Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"
[01:05.42] I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
[01:08.18] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[01:11.43] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:13.81] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[01:17.20] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:19.45] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[01:22.70] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:24.95] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[01:28.45] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:30.70] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh)
[01:33.45] Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
[01:36.20] I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
[01:39.70] And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow)
[01:42.20] Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
[01:44.95] Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
[01:47.70] Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends"
[01:53.45] 99 percent of my life, I was lied to
[01:56.20] I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn)
[01:58.95] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:01.70] Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
[02:03.95] (Oh, thank you)
[02:04.70] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:07.20] And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
[02:09.20] (Ahh, ahh, ahh)
[02:10.20] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
[02:12.70] So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"
[02:15.45] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
[02:18.95] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:21.20] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[02:24.45] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:26.70] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
[02:29.95] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:32.20] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[02:35.70] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:37.95] Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
[02:40.70] Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
[02:43.70] I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that)
[02:46.45] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:48.95] (Huh, yup)
[02:49.70] Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
[02:52.45] I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
[02:55.20] All my life I was very deprived
[02:57.20] I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops)
[03:00.95] Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
[03:03.20] I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (Come here)
[03:06.45] When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:09.20] How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits
[03:12.20] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:14.45] With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang)
[03:17.45] 'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr)
[03:18.70] And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?)
[03:20.70] Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
[03:22.95] Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[03:26.20] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[03:28.45] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[03:31.95] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[03:33.95] Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
[03:37.45] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[03:39.70] Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
[03:43.20] My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
