Role Model
[00:01.14] Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
[00:04.14] You can try this at home
[00:05.89] You can be just like me
[00:17.14] Mic check, one-two, we recordin'?
[00:20.14] I'm cancerous, so when I diss, you wouldn't wanna answer this
[00:22.89] If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
[00:25.89] I'll strangle you to death, then I'll choke you again
[00:28.14] And break your fuckin' legs 'til your bones poke through your skin
[00:31.14] You beef with me, I'ma even the score equally
[00:33.64] Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally
[00:36.39] I get too blunted off of funny home grown
[00:38.64] 'Cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
[00:41.64] (Oh no) So if I said I never did drugs
[00:43.14] That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does
[00:46.39] Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
[00:49.39] I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch)
[00:52.14] My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
[00:54.39] Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out (C'mere) his blond dreads (Fuck you)
[00:57.39] Every girl I ever went out with has gone les'
[00:59.64] Follow me and do exactly what the song says
[01:02.14] Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people
[01:05.14] And drink, jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
[01:07.89] I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
[01:09.89] So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
[01:12.89] Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill
[01:15.14] 'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
[01:17.64] But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
[01:20.14] How the fuck can I be white? I don't even exist
[01:22.89] I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
[01:25.39] Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
[01:28.64] My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
[01:30.89] And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
[01:33.89] Now, follow me and do exactly what you see
[01:36.39] Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
[01:39.14] I slap women and eat shrooms, then OD
[01:41.39] Now, don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[01:43.89] Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
[01:46.39] When we heard a knock at the door, must've been Ron Gold
[01:49.14] Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
[01:51.64] Killed them both, then smeared blood on the white Bronco
[01:54.39] (We did it) My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
[01:56.89] I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt
[01:59.89] I'm not a player, just a ill rhyme sayer
[02:01.64] That'll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer
[02:04.64] My rap style's warped, I'm runnin' out the morgue
[02:07.27] With your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
[02:10.02] Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
[02:13.02] And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
[02:15.52] I'm 'bout as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits
[02:18.52] A premature birth that was four minutes late
[02:20.77] Mother, are you there? I love you
[02:23.02] I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel (That shovel)
[02:26.02] Will someone please explain to my brain
[02:27.77] That I just severed the main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
[02:31.02] I take a breather and sigh, either I'm high or I'm nuts
[02:34.02] 'Cause if you ain't tiltin' this room, neither am I
[02:36.52] So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
[02:39.02] Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
[02:41.77] 'Cause when I drop this solo shit, it's over with
[02:43.77] I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
[02:46.77] I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
[02:49.02] Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
[02:51.52] I've been with ten women who got HIV
[02:54.27] Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
[02:56.77] I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
[02:59.52] Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
[03:02.02] I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
[03:04.77] You probably wanna grow up to be just like me
