As The World Turns

[00:09.88] (I don't know) Yes, man

[00:12.13] (Why this world keeps turning) As the world turns

[00:15.13] ('Round and 'round) We all experience things in life

[00:18.13] (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

[00:19.38] Trials and tribulations

[00:20.13] (I don't know) That we all must go through

[00:22.13] (Why this world keeps turning) When someone wants to test us

[00:24.88] ('Round and 'round) When someone tries our patience

[00:26.88] (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

[00:29.88] I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters

[00:32.63] Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns

[00:35.38] Outsidaz, baby, and we suin' the courts

[00:37.38] 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source

[00:39.88] Yo, they never should've booted me outta reform school (Uh-uh)

[00:42.13] Deformed fool, takin' a shit in the warm pool

[00:45.13] 'Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn

[00:46.88] I said, "It wasn't me, I got a twin"

[00:48.38] Oh my God, it's you, not again (Ahh)

[00:50.63] It all started when my mother took my bike away

[00:52.38] 'Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave

[00:55.63] After that, it was straight to the 40 ouncers

[00:57.88] Slappin' teachers and jackin' off in front of my counselors

[01:00.38] Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman

[01:02.88] Fuck the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin'

[01:05.38] And all the other kids said, "Eminem is a thizz head

[01:07.63] He'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is Phys Ed"

[01:10.63] Maybe true, 'til I told this bitch in gym class

[01:12.63] That she was too fat to swim laps, she need a Slim Fast

[01:15.63] (Who, me?) Yeah, bitch, you so big

[01:17.63] You walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig

[01:19.88] (Well, I have never)

[01:20.63] She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig

[01:22.63] Put me in a headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig

[01:24.88] (Wait, wait, wait, wait)

[01:25.63] I felt the evilness and started transformin' (Rrrahh)

[01:27.63] It began stormin', I heard a bunch of cheerin' fans swarmin'

[01:30.63] Grabbed that bitch by her hair, drug her across the ground (Come here, bitch)

[01:33.01] And took her up to the highest divin' board and tossed her down

[01:35.76] Sorry coach, it's too late to tell me stop

[01:37.76] While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly-flop

[01:40.01] ('Cause I don't know) As the world turns

[01:42.76] (Why this world keeps turning) These are the days of our lives

[01:46.51] ('Round and 'round) These are the things that we must go through

[01:49.01] (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) Day by day

[01:50.01] We drive around in million-dollar sports cars

[01:52.51] While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards

[01:55.51] Outsidaz, and we suin' the courts

[01:57.51] 'Cause we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source (Yo)

[02:00.26] Hypochondriac, hangin' out at the laundromat

[02:03.01] Where all the raunchy, fat, white-trashy blondes be at

[02:05.51] Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pail of garbage

[02:07.76] It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park bitch

[02:10.51] I met a slut and said, "What up? It's nice to meet ya" (Hi)

[02:12.76] "I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza

[02:15.26] But I'm broke as fuck

[02:16.01] And I don't get paid 'til the first of next month (Sorry)

[02:17.76] But if you'd care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt

[02:20.51] But I ain't got no weed, no Phillies or no papers

[02:22.51] Plus, I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist

[02:25.26] So give me all your money and don't try nothin' funny

[02:27.76] 'Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me"

[02:30.51] I went to grab my gun, that's when her ass put it on me (Stop)

[02:33.01] With an uppercut, hit me with a basket of laundry (Ooh)

[02:35.51] I fell through the glass doors, started causin' a scene

[02:38.01] Slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine

[02:40.51] Jumped up with a broken back, thank God I was smokin' crack

[02:43.51] All day, and doped up on coke and smack

[02:45.76] All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse

[02:48.01] Now I wanna kill her, but yo, I gotta catch her first

[02:50.51] Ran through Rally's parkin' lot and took a shortcut

[02:52.76] Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fuckin' porch up

[02:55.51] Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut

[02:57.76] Looked around the room

[02:58.76] That's when I seen her bedroom door shut

[03:00.51] "I know you're in there, bitch, I got my gun cocked

[03:02.76] You might as well come out now"

[03:04.01] She said, "Come in, it's unlocked"

[03:05.51] I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne

[03:07.51] And seen her spread across the bed naked, watchin' gay porn

[03:10.51] She said, "Come here, big boy, let's get acquainted"

[03:12.76] I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it

[03:15.51] She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her

[03:17.76] I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her

[03:20.51] I started to beg, "No, please let go"

[03:22.51] But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll

[03:25.26] With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled

[03:27.76] I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple

[03:30.51] Just tryna buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick

[03:33.01] Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick

[03:35.51] Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it

[03:37.76] It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage

[03:40.26] I shouted, "Now, bitch, let's see who gets the best"

[03:43.01] Stuffed that shit in, crooked and fucked that fat slut to death

[03:45.51] Ow, ow (Come here, bitch)

[03:47.76] Ow, ahh (Come here, take this mothafuckin' dick, bitch, come here)

[03:50.26] ('Cause I don't know) And as we go along

[03:53.26] (Why this world keeps turning) Throughout the days of our lives

[03:56.26] ('Round and 'round)

[03:57.51] (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

[04:00.01] We all face small obstacles

[04:02.51] (I don't know) And challenges everyday

[04:04.26] (Why this world keeps turning) That we must go through

[04:06.01] ('Round and 'round) These are the things

[04:07.76] That surround us through our atmosphere

[04:09.89] (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

[04:11.64] (I don't know) Every day

[04:12.39] (Why this world keeps turning) Every single day the world keeps turning

[04:14.39] ('Round and 'round) Keeps turning

[00:00.00] (But I wish it would stop and let me off right now) Keeps turning

[00:00.00] (I don't know why this world keeps turning)