I'm Shady
[00:05.12] Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough? (Huh?)
[00:07.62] Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl? (I did)
[00:10.51] Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
[00:13.01] Sold a billion tapes, and still screamed "Fuck the world"
[00:15.76] (I'm Slim Shady) So come and kill me while my name's hot
[00:18.26] And shoot me 25 times in the same spot (Ow)
[00:20.76] I think I got a generation brainwashed
[00:23.51] To pop pills and smoke pot 'til they brains rot
[00:26.26] Stop they blood flow 'til they veins clot
[00:28.76] I need a pain shot and a shot of plain Scotch
[00:31.51] Purple haze and acid raindrops
[00:33.76] Spike the punch at the party and drink pop
[00:36.51] Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
[00:39.01] Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
[00:41.76] You gotta make 'em fear you 'fore you make 'em feel you
[00:43.76] So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
[00:46.26] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[00:50.76] I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
[00:56.01] You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
[01:00.76] (I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
[01:07.26] I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (Uh-huh)
[01:10.26] I like birds, bees, I like people
[01:12.51] I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
[01:15.01] Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool
[01:17.76] The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
[01:20.26] While I blow my brain out just to see what it feels like
[01:22.76] 'Cause this is how I am in real life (Mhm)
[01:25.01] I don't want to just die a normal death
[01:26.51] I wanna be killed twice (Uh-huh)
[01:28.26] I just wanna scare somebody with a gun threat
[01:30.51] When they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet
[01:33.26] So bring the money by tonight
[01:34.51] 'Cause your wife said this the biggest knife
[01:36.76] She ever saw in her life (Help me, help me)
[01:38.51] I try to keep it positive and play it cool
[01:40.51] Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school
[01:42.76] (Stay in school)
[01:43.51] Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
[01:46.01] Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck-you letter
[01:48.76] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[01:52.51] I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
[01:57.51] You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
[02:02.76] (I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
[02:08.51] Yo, I'll listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it
[02:11.51] (Ahh, that shit is wack)
[02:12.26] Six months later, you'll hear your lyrics on my shit
[02:14.01] (That's my shit)
[02:14.76] People don't buy shit no more, they just dub it
[02:16.76] That's why I'm still broke and had the number-one club hit
[02:19.26] (Yup, uh-huh)
[02:20.01] But they love it when you make your business public
[02:22.01] So fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject (Uh-huh)
[02:24.76] And if I told you I had AIDS, y'all would play it
[02:27.01] 'Cause you stupid mothafuckas think I'm playin' when I say it
[02:29.51] Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
[02:32.01] Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed (Uh-huh)
[02:35.01] Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (Yup)
[02:38.01] I just wanna make a few things clear
[02:39.76] My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and bitching
[02:42.51] And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin'
[02:45.26] It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS-infested
[02:48.01] I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested
[02:50.26] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
[02:54.51] I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free
[02:59.76] You know me, I'm your friend when you need a Mini Thin
[03:05.01] (I'm Slim Shady, Shady, Shady, Shady) I'm Shady
[03:15.26] I told you I was Shady (Yup)
[03:19.26] Y'all didn't wanna believe me (Mm-mm, mm-mm)
[03:25.26] I'm Shady
[03:30.51] And that's my name
