Who Knew
[00:00.39] (I never knew I, knew I, knew I'd)
[00:02.39] (I never knew I, knew I, knew I'd) Mic check, one-two
[00:04.64] (I never knew I, knew I, knew I'd) Who woulda knew?
[00:07.39] (I never knew I, knew I, knew I'd) Who woulda known?
[00:09.89] (I never knew I, knew I, knew I'd) Fuck woulda thought?
[00:12.39] (I never knew I, knew I, knew I'd) Motherfucker comes out
[00:14.39] (I never knew I, knew I, knew I'd) Sells a couple of million records
[00:16.89] (I never knew I, knew I, knew I'd) And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling
[00:18.89] (I never knew I'd)
[00:19.64] I don't do black music, I don't do white music (No)
[00:21.89] I make fight music for high school kids
[00:24.14] I put lives at risk when I drive like this
[00:26.64] I put wives at risk with a knife like this
[00:28.64] Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
[00:30.89] I'm in the back seat of your truck with duct tape stretched out
[00:33.64] Ducked the fuck way down, waitin' to straight jump out
[00:35.89] Put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face — what now?
[00:38.64] Oh, you want me to watch my mouth
[00:40.14] How? Take my fuckin' eyeballs out and turn them around?
[00:42.89] Look, I'll burn your fuckin' house down, circle around
[00:45.14] And hit the hydrant, so you can't put your burnin' furniture out
[00:47.89] I'm sorry, there must be a mix-up
[00:49.63] You want me to fix up lyrics
[00:50.89] While our President gets his dick sucked?
[00:52.89] Fuck that! Take drugs, rape sluts
[00:54.64] Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
[00:57.14] Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
[00:59.39] Quit tryin' to censor music
[01:00.39] This is for your kid's amusement (the kids!)
[01:01.89] But don't blame me when little Eric jumps off of the terrace
[01:04.14] You shoulda been watchin' him, apparently you ain't parents
[01:06.39] ‘Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
[01:08.64] I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
[01:11.14] I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
[01:13.64] I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
[01:15.89] I never knew I, knew I would get this big
[01:18.39] I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
[01:20.89] I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
[01:23.14] I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
[01:25.89] So who's bringin' the guns in this country? (Hm?)
[01:27.64] I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun
[01:29.04] Through customs over in London
[01:30.79] And last week I seen this Schwarzenegger movie
[01:32.79] Where he's shootin' all sorts of these motherfuckers with an Uzi
[01:35.54] I see these three little kids up in the front row
[01:37.79] Screaming, "Go!" with their seventeen-year-old uncle
[01:40.29] I'm like, guidance?!
[01:41.29] Ain't they got the same moms and dads
[01:42.79] Who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?
[01:45.04] And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear?
[01:46.79] What about the make-up
[01:47.79] You allow your twelve-year-old daughter to wear? (Hm?)
[01:49.79] So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words
[01:52.04] When his bus driver's screamin' at him, fuckin' him up worse
[01:54.17] (Go sit the fuck down, you little fucking prick!)
[01:55.17] And "fuck" was the first word I ever learned
[01:56.67] Up in the third grade, flippin' the gym teacher the bird (Look!)
[01:59.42] So read up 'bout how I used to get beat up
[02:01.42] Peed on, be on free lunch
[02:02.42] And changed school every three months
[02:04.32] My life's like kind of what my wife's like (What?)
[02:06.32] Fucked up after I beat her fuckin' ass every night: Ike
[02:08.82] So how much easier would life be
[02:10.57] If nineteen million motherfuckers grew to be just like me?
[02:13.07] ‘Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
[02:15.32] I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
[02:17.82] I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
[02:20.07] I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
[02:22.57] I never knew I, knew I would get this big
[02:24.82] I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
[02:27.07] I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
[02:29.70] I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
[02:32.20] I never knew I, knew I'd have a new house or a new car
[02:34.95] A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
[02:37.20] I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
[02:39.45] Fuck! Shit! Ass! Bitch! Cunt! Shooby-de-doo-wop! (Oops)
[02:41.95] Skibbedy-be-bop, a Christopher Reeves
[02:43.95] Sonny Bono, skis, horses and hittin' some trees (Hey)
[02:46.84] How many retards'll listen to me
[02:48.59] And run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at a tea-
[02:51.09] -cher? Her? Him? Is it you? Is it them?
[02:53.59] "Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!"
[02:55.59] Damn, how much damage can you do with a pen?
[02:58.09] Man, I'm just as fucked up as you woulda been
[03:00.59] If you woulda been in my shoes, who woulda thought
[03:02.84] Slim Shady would be somethin' that you woulda bought?
[03:05.34] That woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
[03:07.59] I just said it, I ain't know if you'd do it or not
[03:10.09] ‘Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this big
[03:12.34] I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
[03:14.84] I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
[03:17.09] I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
[03:20.34] I never knew I, knew I would get this big
[03:21.84] I never knew I, knew I'd affect this kid
[03:24.09] I never knew I'd get him to slit his wrist
[03:26.59] I never knew I'd get him to hit this bitch
[03:29.84] How the fuck was I supposed to know?
