I'm Back
[00:00.12] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[00:03.12] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[00:05.27] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[00:08.41] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[00:10.66] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[00:13.75] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[00:16.01] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[00:19.00] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[00:22.25] I murder a rhyme, one word at a time
[00:24.26] You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine
[00:27.01] You better get rid of that 9, it ain't gonna help
[00:29.76] What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
[00:32.51] I'm waitin' for Hell, like hell, shit, I'm anxious as hell
[00:35.01] Manson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
[00:37.76] I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve
[00:40.51] Thirteen, I was puttin' shells in a gauge on a shelf
[00:43.01] I used to get punked and bullied on my block
[00:45.00] 'Til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox
[00:47.76] (Hey Ma', Ma'!)
[00:48.51] I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less
[00:50.51] What do I think of success? It sucks, too much press
[00:53.26] I'm stressed, too much cess, depressed, too upset
[00:55.76] It's just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (Yes)
[01:00.01] Grew up quick (No), was raised right
[01:02.26] Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say's right
[01:05.01] You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi"
[01:07.51] Became a commodity 'cause I'm W-H-I-
[01:10.26] T-E, ‘cause MTV was so friendly
[01:13.01] To me, can't wait 'til Kim sees me
[01:15.00] Now, is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
[01:18.01] Read my lips, bitch! What, my mouth isn't workin'?
[01:21.01] You hear this finger? Oh, it's upside down
[01:23.01] Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now
[01:25.76] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[01:28.50] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[01:30.51] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[01:33.51] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[01:36.01] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[01:39.01] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[01:41.25] That's why they call me Slim Shady (Shady!)
[01:43.76] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[01:47.01] I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it
[01:50.01] Just to see if he's influenced by me, if he listens to music
[01:53.00] And if he feeds into this shit, he's an innocent victim
[01:55.26] And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
[01:57.76] (*Scratches*) My name is Slim Shady
[02:00.51] I been crazy way before radio didn't play me
[02:03.01] The sensational (*scratch*) "Back is the incredible!"
[02:05.76] With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
[02:08.25] It's Ken Kaniff on the Internet
[02:11.01] Tryin' to lure your kids with him into bed
[02:13.76] It's a sick world we live in these days
[02:16.50] "Slim, for Pete's sakes, put down Christopher Reeve's legs!"
[02:19.51] Geez, you guys are so sensitive
[02:21.26] "Slim, it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it."
[02:24.01] Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenic
[02:26.75] Whose eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smoke in 'em
[02:29.26] With my windows tinted
[02:30.51] With nine limos rented, doin' lines of coke in 'em
[02:33.51] With a bunch of guys hoppin' out, all high and indo-scented
[02:36.76] And that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me—
[02:40.51] They call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[02:43.01] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[02:45.50] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[02:48.51] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[02:50.76] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[02:53.65] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[02:55.65] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[02:59.15] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Back)
[03:01.65] I take seven {kids} from {Columbine}, stand 'em all in line
[03:04.65] Add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9
[03:07.15] A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
[03:09.65] And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
[03:12.40] ‘Cause I'm Shady, they call me as crazy
[03:14.90] As the world was over this whole Y2K thing
[03:17.65] And by the way, NSYNC, why do they sing?
[03:20.40] Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
[03:22.90] Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think
[03:25.65] Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
[03:29.15] It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
[03:31.29] ‘Cause all these fans screamin' is makin' my ears ring (Ahh!)
[03:33.79] So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger
[03:36.29] Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina
[03:39.29] ‘Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
[03:41.79] It'd be Jennifer Lopez and, Puffy, you know this
[03:45.04] I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck
[03:46.54] If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber
[03:49.69] And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
[03:52.19] At the same time and just say that it ain't mine—what's my name?
[03:55.44] I'm Slim Shady (I'm back)
[03:57.69] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[03:59.94] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[04:03.19] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[04:05.19] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[04:08.69] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[04:10.44] They call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[04:13.69] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[04:16.69] Guess who's b-back, back
[04:19.69] Gue-gue-guess who's back (hi, Mom!)
[04:22.69] {*scratch*} Guess who's back
[04:24.44] {*scratch*} Gue— {*scratch*} guess who's back
[04:27.19] D-12 {*scratch*} guess who's back
[04:29.69] Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's back
[04:32.19] Dr. Dre {*scratch*} guess who's back
[04:35.19] Back back {*scratch*} back {*scratch*}
[04:39.94] Slim Shady, 2001
[04:47.44] I'm blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck
