Evil Deeds

[00:07.63] Lord, please forgive me for what I do

[00:11.28] For I know not what I've done

[00:13.28] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do

[00:16.03] I just never had the chance to ever meet you

[00:19.28] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

[00:22.28] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

[00:25.28] Momma had a baby and its head popped off

[00:27.68] Head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off

[00:31.68] But Momma don't want me, the next thing I know, I'm gettin' dropped off

[00:35.68] Gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off

[00:37.93] Ring-ring-ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors, on their front porch

[00:40.43] Their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch

[00:43.68] But they didn't want me neither, so they left me on someone else's lawn

[00:46.68] Else's lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn

[00:49.18] 'Til somebody finally took me in, my great aunt and uncle, Edna and Charles

[00:52.68] Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, they were the ones who were left in charge

[00:57.18] My elementary, they'd gang up on me and sing this song

[00:59.43] Sing this song, sing this song, sing this song, sing this song

[01:02.68] It went a little something like

[01:03.43] "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb

[01:06.68] Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn"

[01:09.68] Momma why do they keep sayin' this? I just don't understand, understand

[01:12.93] And by the way, where's my dad?

[01:16.18] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do

[01:19.43] I just never had the chance to ever meet you

[01:22.93] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

[01:25.93] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

[01:28.93] Predominantly, predominantly, everything's always predominantly

[01:32.18] Predominantly-white, predominantly black. Well, what about me?

[01:35.43] Where does that leave me? Well, I guess that I'm between predominantly both of 'em

[01:39.18] I think if I hear that fuckin' word again, I'ma scream

[01:41.43] While I'm projectile vomitin'; what do I look like, a comedian to you?

[01:44.93] Do you think that I'm kiddin'? What do I look like, some kinda idi...

[01:47.93] Wait a minute, shit, don't answer that; why am I so misunderstood?

[01:51.18] Why do I go through so much bullshit? It's such bullshit, it's tush mull bish

[01:54.43] "Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again whinin' about his millions

[01:57.93] And his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in

[02:00.68] And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad

[02:03.43] And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife, how they go at it

[02:06.68] Man, I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it

[02:10.18] I can't imagine it. That little rich, poor, white bastard

[02:12.68] Needs to take some of that cash out of the bank and take a bath in it

[02:15.18] Man, if I only had half of it"

[02:17.68] Shit, if you only knew the half of it...

[02:19.18] Haha

[02:19.93] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do

[02:23.18] I just never had the chance to ever meet you

[02:26.43] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

[02:29.43] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

[02:32.43] Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds

[02:34.93] Please release me from these demons

[02:36.43] I never had any of this shit planned, Mom, please believe

[02:39.18] I don't wanna be Satan's spawn

[02:40.43] Never got the chance to say I'm sorry

[02:42.18] Now look at all the pain I caused

[02:43.68] Dear Santa Claus, why are you not comin' this year again?

[02:45.93] What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?

[02:47.93] Everything could have been so perfect

[02:49.68] But life ain't a fairytale. I'm about to be hoisted up in the air

[02:52.43] Forty feet below me there's people everywhere

[02:54.68] I don't even know but who feel like they know me 'cause I'm in this ferris wheel

[02:57.93] And all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailie on the carousel

[03:01.18] Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-round

[03:04.43] Here we go now, do-si-do now, curtains up, the show must go now

[03:07.43] Ring-around-the-rosie, the show's over, you can all go home now

[03:10.43] But the curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame was supposed to be

[03:13.68] Where's the switch I could just turn off-and-on? This ain't what I chose to be

[03:17.18] So please, God, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on

[03:20.18] 'Til I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone

[03:23.43] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do

[03:26.68] I just never had the chance to ever meet you

[03:29.93] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

[03:32.93] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

[03:36.18] I said, Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do

[03:39.43] I just never had the chance to ever meet you

[03:42.93] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

[03:45.93] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

[03:48.43] (Evil deeds, evil deeds, evil deeds)

[04:02.43] Oh!

[04:11.93] Last one, baby, let's go

[04:15.27] Last one, baby, let's go

[04:17.27] Detroit!