Ass Like That

[00:03.22] Ow, baby

[00:04.72] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[00:07.97] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[00:10.72] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[00:13.97] D-doing, doing, doing

[00:16.47] I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true

[00:19.47] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[00:22.22] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[00:25.47] D-doing, doing, doing

[00:27.47] The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer

[00:29.97] She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I

[00:32.72] Think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'ma answer

[00:35.72] Police saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing

[00:39.22] What do you mean, freeze?

[00:40.47] Please, I'm a human being, I have needs

[00:42.72] I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing

[00:44.72] I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing

[00:47.22] Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees

[00:49.97] I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

[00:53.47] And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee

[00:56.47] Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B

[00:59.22] I sing song, it go ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

[01:02.22] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

[01:04.97] If I offend, I'm sorry, please, please, forgive

[01:07.97] For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet

[01:10.97] I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

[01:14.86] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[01:17.36] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[01:20.37] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[01:23.36] D-doing, doing, doing

[01:26.11] Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting

[01:29.11] Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that

[01:32.12] Every time I see the show on MTV, my pee-pee goes

[01:34.87] D-doing, doing, doing

[01:37.11] Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

[01:39.36] Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums

[01:42.36] I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

[01:45.11] Police saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing

[01:48.61] What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat

[01:51.36] I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped

[01:54.36] Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please

[01:57.11] I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene

[02:00.36] I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great, big scene

[02:03.11] And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman, this movie's PG

[02:06.11] Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

[02:08.62] I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free

[02:11.86] Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

[02:14.61] What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

[02:17.36] I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

[02:20.36] And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause there's a puppet on my hand (Hahaha)

[02:24.12] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[02:26.86] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[02:29.61] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[02:32.61] D-doing, doing, doing

[02:35.36] Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so

[02:38.36] I ain't never seen a butt like that

[02:41.36] Maybe next year, I'll say "ass" and she'll make my pee-pee go

[02:44.36] D-doing, doing, doing

[02:46.61] The way she moves, she dances like a go-go

[02:48.86] In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo"

[02:51.61] I need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is JoJo

[02:54.61] Police saying "freeze," (Oh), d-doing, doing, doing

[02:58.11] What do you mean, freeze? My computers will be seized

[03:00.87] And my keys to my ranch, I just bake cookies

[03:03.61] Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this

[03:06.61] Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

[03:09.61] Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me

[03:12.36] I don't even know if I can say the word "pee-pee"

[03:15.61] Pee, on the radio, but I think I did

[03:18.37] Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit

[03:21.11] Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid

[03:23.87] I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

[03:27.11] Get to the chopper, everybody get out

[03:29.62] I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[03:32.86] The way you shake it, I can't believe it

[03:36.12] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[03:39.11] The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[03:42.11] D-doing, doing, doing

[03:44.86] So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me, please?

[03:47.86] I ain't never seen an ass like that

[03:50.62] 'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

[03:53.61] D-doing, doing, doing

[03:56.11] Woo

[03:56.61] Fuck is wrong with you?

[03:57.86] Hah