My Mom

[00:01.89] Yeah

[00:03.15] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:07.15] Okay!

[00:09.14] Alright, a'ight, a'ight, a'ight, a'ight (Yo, yo)

[00:10.40] Yo, yo

[00:15.15] Alright, I'ma lay the chorus first

[00:19.14] Here we go now!

[00:21.14] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[00:25.90] That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her

[00:31.40] Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[00:36.39] That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom!

[00:42.15] My mom, my mom, I know you're probably tired

[00:44.89] Of hearin' 'bout my mom, oh-ho, whoa-ho

[00:47.90] But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty

[00:50.14] And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-um

[00:53.15] Valium was in everything, food that I ate

[00:55.90] The water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate

[00:58.14] She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak

[01:01.15] So every day I'd have at least three stomachaches

[01:03.64] Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her

[01:06.40] Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin'-chiever?

[01:09.15] My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either

[01:11.90] "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"

[01:14.64] "Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffin' ether

[01:17.15] Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer"

[01:19.90] But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either

[01:22.39] It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought

[01:25.14] Pee in a teacup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin'

[01:28.40] What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for?

[01:30.64] Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin'

[01:33.14] Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra!

[01:35.89] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[01:40.40] That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her

[01:45.65] Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[01:51.15] That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom!

[01:56.90] Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner!

[02:00.14] "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints, did I?

[02:02.89] Now here's a plate full of painkillers, now just wait

[02:05.14] 'Til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes

[02:07.89] You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit there and make

[02:10.39] That retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it

[02:13.15] You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it

[02:15.65] Put your face in it 'fore I throw you in the basement again

[02:18.40] And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there

[02:20.90] In one fuckin' place, finnickin' 'til next Thanksgiving

[02:23.89] And if you still ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again

[02:26.39] Then when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit

[02:29.64] You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent?

[02:31.89] A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it

[02:34.89] Child support, your father, he ain't sent the shit

[02:37.14] And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid!"

[02:39.90] My mom

[02:40.90] There's no one else quite like my mom

[02:43.39] I know I should let bygones be bygones

[02:46.14] But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on, 'cause—

[02:50.40] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[02:55.15] That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her

[03:00.15] Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[03:05.65] That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom!

[03:11.39] My mom loved Valium, now all I am

[03:14.40] Is a party animal, I am what I am

[03:16.89] But I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach

[03:19.65] But my buzz only lasts about two minutes

[03:22.40] But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it

[03:24.90] I can't even write a rhyme without you in it

[03:27.64] My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, ohh!

[03:33.15] Man, I never thought that I could ever be

[03:34.89] A drug addict, naw, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me

[03:38.15] But that's actually what has ended up happenin'

[03:41.14] A tragedy, the fuckin' past ended up catchin' me

[03:43.64] And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it?

[03:46.89] Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom, beautiful

[03:49.15] She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it

[03:51.65] Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache

[03:54.39] "Here, want a snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat?

[03:56.89] Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap, eat it"

[03:59.90] But I don't need it — "Well fuck it then, break it up

[04:02.14] Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"

[04:05.15] Alright Ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin'

[04:07.90] I'll do it, pop it, gobble it and start wobblin'

[04:10.39] Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed

[04:13.15] With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead

[04:15.89] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[04:20.40] That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her

[04:25.65] Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[04:30.90] That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom!

[04:36.64] My mom, I'm just like her

[04:37.89] My mom, my mom, my mom

[04:40.64] My mom, my mom, my mom

[04:43.40] My mom, my mom, my mom

[04:46.39] My mom, my momma

[04:48.89] Me momma, I like-a da momma

[04:53.90] Haha, sorry Mom

[04:57.14] I still love you though!

[05:01.65] Dr. Dre, 2010

[05:05.15] Hey, this shit is hella hard, homie

[05:07.39] Yo, take us on outta here

[05:09.15] Woo!