Bagpipes From Baghdad
[00:17.89] Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man
[00:23.40] How can I describe the way I feel?
[00:27.14] Fucking great, man
[00:31.15] Okay, let me see
[00:34.15] How could I begin?
[00:37.39] Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch
[00:40.15] Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Captain Crunch
[00:42.65] Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
[00:44.39] And to soak it up, an in-between snack, crackers to munch
[00:47.90] Mariah, what ever happened to us?
[00:49.65] Why did we have to break up?
[00:51.15] All I asked for was a glass of punch
[00:52.90] You see, I never really asked for much
[00:54.89] I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such
[00:58.14] A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk
[01:00.65] Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up
[01:04.65] I'm not playin', I want her back, you punk
[01:05.90] This is Hello Kitty bedspread, Satin Funk
[01:08.39] Mixed with Egyptian, with a little rap and punk
[01:10.90] Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk
[01:13.65] And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya
[01:16.15] You can beat me with any spatula that you want
[01:18.65] I mean, I really want you bad, you cunt
[01:20.64] Nick, you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk
[01:23.90] Man, I could use a fresh batch of blood
[01:25.89] So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupuncture
[01:29.14] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:30.65] When will it ever cease?
[01:32.14] For Pete's sake, he's crazy to say the least
[01:34.14] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:36.14] What's going through my mind
[01:37.15] Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
[01:39.39] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:41.40] Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[01:43.15] 'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my
[01:44.89] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[01:46.39] I run the streets and act like a madman holding a Glad—
[01:49.64] You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
[01:52.40] I'm the Miracle Whip trickster
[01:54.14] My signature sound, when a tube of lipstick's around
[01:57.65] I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow
[02:00.15] Man, what an ensemble!
[02:01.15] What an assortment of pharma–ceuticals
[02:03.39] This beautiful pill dust in my palm, my
[02:05.40] Cuticles get residue just from touchin' the bottle
[02:08.15] Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma
[02:10.40] I'll cut ya like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya
[02:12.90] The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja
[02:15.65] Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowing ya, Norman
[02:17.90] You're so fuckin' annoyin', drop the shovel, boy
[02:20.15] You don't know what the fuck you're doin'
[02:21.90] I ain't playin' no fuckin' more
[02:23.40] Nick Cannon, you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' whore
[02:25.89] Every minute there's a sucker born, snuck up on Malachai
[02:28.90] Made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn
[02:31.15] Shuck o', shuck o' corn, Chaka Khan
[02:33.15] Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck, and
[02:34.64] Told him it's fuckin' on, man, what the fuck are ya doin'?
[02:37.65] You're runnin' over the snowblower with the lawnmower
[02:39.90] Blowin' your bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:41.39] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:43.15] When will it ever cease?
[02:44.15] For Pete's sake, he's crazy to say the least
[02:46.40] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:48.39] What's going through my mind
[02:49.89] Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
[02:51.90] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:53.65] Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[02:55.39] 'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my
[02:57.14] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[02:58.65] I run the streets and act like a madman holding a Glad bag
[03:01.90] In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables
[03:04.89] I bet you they become heterosexual
[03:07.40] Nothing will stop me from molestin' you
[03:09.40] Titty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
[03:12.65] Is what I said to the two conjoined twins
[03:14.89] How's it going, girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?
[03:17.39] You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment
[03:20.14] Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
[03:22.65] I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip
[03:25.15] When the bad get going, how bad does the going get?
[03:27.90] Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with
[03:30.39] Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip
[03:32.65] I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
[03:35.40] And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, shit
[03:38.89] Lure the little boy with the chocolate 'Chips Ahoy!' chip
[03:41.14] Cookie, lookie, even took me a Polaroid pic
[03:43.65] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[03:45.14] When will it ever cease?
[03:46.40] For Pete's sake, he's crazy to say the least
[03:48.40] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[03:49.89] What's going through my mind
[03:51.15] Half the time, when I rhyme, or blowing up like
[03:53.65] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[03:55.65] Somebody turn the vacancy sign on
[03:57.15] 'Cause I'm gone, blowing on my
[03:58.64] Bagpipes from Baghdad
[04:00.65] I run the streets and act like a madman holding a Glad bag
[04:03.89] Oh, bagpipes from Baghdad
[04:05.64] Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
[04:09.90] Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
[04:14.65] Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
[04:19.65] Hghum-day-li-laaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aah-aah
