Tone Deaf

[00:01.07] Yeah, I'm sorry (huh?)

[00:04.07] What did you say?

[00:06.07] Oh, I can't hear you

[00:10.57] I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out (out, haha)

[00:13.82] (I need Auto-Tune)

[00:14.82] Yeah

[00:15.82] It's my alter-ego's fault, these evil thoughts can be so dark

[00:19.32] Cerebral palsy, three Zolofts

[00:21.07] I eat those off to Rico Suave, look it up

[00:23.07] Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back, with a cracked axel

[00:25.82] A backpack full of Paxil

[00:27.57] A black satchel, a nap sack and a flask full of 'gnac and Jack Daniels

[00:31.32] Girl, let's go back, back to my castle (yeah)

[00:33.58] I don't wanna hassle you, Alexandra

[00:35.57] But my dick's an acronym 'cause it stands for you (oh)

[00:38.07] You, wait, Alexandra who? (Damn)

[00:40.31] All I know is Friday, I met you (what?)

[00:43.82] Saturday, I'll probably forget you

[00:45.57] Guess that's what the Molly and X do (What the fuck?)

[00:47.06] 'Cause who the fuck am I laying next to? (Eh)

[00:48.07] But ever since D-Nice "To tha Rescue"

[00:49.82] Feel a fresh crew (uh), been a lab rat (yeah)

[00:51.82] From a test tube (uh), I'm goin' in like the red roof (Red Roof Inn)

[00:52.82] You don't like it, eat a cock 'til your jaw breaks

[00:58.06] Call it caught between a rock and a hard place

[00:59.82] Like a sasquatch in a crawlspace

[01:01.32] 'Cause you're watching your heart race like you're Scarface

[01:03.07] In a car chase with the cops or an arcade

[01:05.57] Stuck inside of a Mario Kart race, stuck in saw blades

[01:08.32] At a stop and a start pace

[01:09.31] What I'm tryin' to say is, I'm drivin' 'em all crazy

[01:11.82] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone deaf)

[01:15.57] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone deaf)

[01:19.56] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone deaf)

[01:23.57] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (yeah, yeah)

[01:27.32] I see the rap game then attack the verses (uh)

[01:29.57] Turn into a graveyard packed with hearses (yeah)

[01:31.57] Just like your funeral, I'm at your service (what?)

[01:33.57] Pockets on stuffed like a taxidermist (woo)

[01:35.82] Just landed in Los Angeles when this chick Angela and her grandmother in a tan

[01:39.82] Colored van pulled up with a hand full of Xans

[01:41.82] And a substantial amount of ganja, just to ask what my

[01:44.07] Plans for the night are (yeah)

[01:45.32] I said sneakin' to the Sleep Inn for the weekend and pretend it's a five star

[01:49.56] Yeah, or leap into the deep end of the pool, I can show you where the dives are

[01:53.57] We don't even gotta drive far

[01:55.82] I know this spot that is so live, but I'm tryna get some head first, like a nose dive (haha)

[01:59.82] So many side chicks, can't decide which to slide with and which should I ditch

[02:04.07] So when it comes to ass, bitch, I get behind like the Heimlich (yeah)

[02:07.57] Had one chick who liked to flip sometimes on some switchin' sides shit

[02:11.83] Pushed her out the side, kicked, then I flipped

[02:13.57] The lil' white bitch off like a light switch (bitch)

[02:15.83] It's okay not to like my shit

[02:17.82] Everything's fine, drink your wine, bitch

[02:19.82] And get offline, quit whinin', this is just a rhyme, bitch

[02:22.07] But ask me, will I stick to my guns like adhesive tape?

[02:25.31] Does Bill Cosby sedate once he treats the cheesecake and the decent steak?

[02:29.82] You think gettin' rid of me's a piece of cake?

[02:31.57] I'm harder than findin' Harvey Weinstein a date (Haha)

[02:33.57] And that's why they say I got more lines than Black Friday

[02:36.57] So save that shit for the damn library (shh)

[02:38.83] You heard of Kris Kristofferson? (Yeah) Well, I am piss piss off'ed-eson (oh)

[02:43.06] Paul's askin' for Christmas off again

[02:44.82] I said, "No, " then I spit this song for him, it goes

[02:47.07] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone deaf)

[02:51.82] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone deaf)

[02:55.07] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone deaf)

[02:59.06] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (yeah, yeah, yeah)

[03:03.32] Bitch, I can make an orange rhyme with banana, oranana

[03:07.07] Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas

[03:09.07] At the crib, playin' Fortnite with your grandma

[03:10.82] But I'm more like I'm 4'5" with the grammar

[03:12.82] Bitch, 'bout to show you why your five favorite rappers, can't touch this

[03:14.82] But before I get the hammer, I should warn you I'm Thor-like in this manner

[03:19.07] But the day I lose sleep over you critiquin' me or

[03:21.57] I ever let you cocksuckers eat at me

[03:24.58] I'd need to be a motherfuckin' pizzeria, but you ain't gettin' no cheese from me

[03:25.31] I went from Lil' Ceasers, BLT-ses, grilled cheeses

[03:27.32] Bein' dirt poor to filthy rich, I'm still me, bitch

[03:34.07] Like a realtor, it's realty, bitch (real talk)

[03:35.82] Aftermath, bitch, whole camp's lit

[03:37.82] We put out fire, Dre stamps it

[03:39.82] With my cohorts, hit up Bogart

[03:41.82] Yeah, got your whole squad yellin', "Oh, God"

[03:44.07] Here comes Marshall, with no holds barred

[03:45.83] Bitch, I'm a hurricane, you're a blow hard

[03:47.82] Like your old broad, she full of semen, like the coast guard

[03:50.82] And life's been pretty good to me so far, for the most part

[03:53.33] Had a couple of run-in's with popo, caught

[03:55.83] A couple assault charges, got a few priors like crowbars

[03:58.82] Which is so odd 'cause I'm forty-eight now

[04:01.07] That 5-0's startin' to creep up on me like a patrol car

[04:03.57] I'll be an old fart, but you don't want no part, so bitch, don't start

[04:06.82] Simmer down, compose yourself, Mozart

[04:08.82] I ain't went nowhere, call me coleslaw

[04:11.07] 'Cause I'm out for the cabbage and I'm so raw

[04:12.82] And if time is money, you have no clocks

[04:14.82] And any folk caught within close proximity's gettin' Colt cocked

[04:17.82] My enemies I'm a chimney give me the smoke, opps

[04:19.58] And R.I.P. to King Von, and it don't stop, and I know not

[04:23.57] What the fuck you say? I told y'all, it ain't me, it's my alter-ego's fault

[04:28.07] But if y'all wanna cancel me, no prob'

[04:29.82] I'll tell you the same thing I told Paul

[04:31.82] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone deaf)

[04:35.56] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone deaf)

[04:39.32] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone deaf)

[04:43.57] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (I'm tone deaf)