Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend (Lyrics) (320 kbps)
[00:08.56] Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
[00:11.07] When I was a kid on VoIP
[00:13.07] I thought when I get older
[00:15.32] I'd marry her, I told her
[00:17.82] Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
[00:20.08] Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
[00:22.33] If I could change a single thing
[00:25.08] I'd make it me and not him
[00:27.34] But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
[00:36.07] I've got the key and he's just a doormat
[00:40.58] And even though he's got social skills
[00:42.57] That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
[00:45.07] Anyway, make the most of him
[00:47.07] 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
[00:52.34] Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
[00:56.08] (Woo)
[00:57.33] Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
[01:18.07] The one who took you away from me
[01:20.07] You hit it off instantly
[01:22.32] I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
[01:25.07] I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
[01:27.08] Push against his fashion sense
[01:29.33] I've thought about what he looks like nude
[01:31.33] I'm not gay, though
[01:32.83] 'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
[01:40.32] Oh, she's living the dream
[01:43.07] From back when we were seventeen
[01:45.32] She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
[01:49.32] Oh, she's living the dream
[01:52.09] From back when we were seventeen
[01:56.07] How on earth could I be saved?
[01:57.07] When I'm one click away from insane
[01:59.33] I just think that I deserve
[02:01.58] A little bit of what I earned
[02:04.07] I'm not gonna make another scene
[02:06.07] The one I made when I was twenty-three
[02:08.33] Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
[02:17.57] But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch chat
[02:22.08] I've got the key and he's just a doormat
[02:26.57] 'Cause even though he's got social skills
[02:28.58] That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
[02:31.32] Anyway, make the most of him
[02:33.57] 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
[02:38.34] Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
[02:50.32] I think about you every day (every day)
[02:54.82] So how on earth can I be saved? (can I be saved?)
[02:59.07] I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
[03:04.32] Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
[03:08.33] 'Cause you're beauty
[03:09.33] And you're grace (and you're grace)
[03:12.83] Your telephone calls are my favorite place
[03:18.07] And I want you to notice me
[03:22.81] With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
[03:27.58] Want you to care
[03:31.58] Want to smell your hair
