Who's Gonna Take Me Home

[00:10.66] Bartender's sittin' them shots on the bar

[00:13.15] Those last two Eagar bombs hit me hard

[00:16.15] My best friend left and took the keys to my car

[00:19.40] Who's gonna take me home?

[00:24.90] That dad gun Jimmy, he took me out back

[00:27.40] Pulled a Marlboro cigarette out of his cap

[00:30.66] Now I remember why I quit all that

[00:33.67] Who's gonna take me home?

[00:39.40] Well, I can't drive, I can't walk

[00:42.15] And I'm a little too high to crawl

[00:45.17] I'll hold up this wall

[00:47.90] Till I come down or the room stops spinnin'

[00:50.90] Gonna stand right here and chill out for a minute

[00:56.15] Standin' in the men's room waitin' on a stall

[00:59.91] Lean my head up against the cool concrete wall

[01:02.65] Hey, there's a few numbers I guess I could call

[01:05.40] Who's gonna take me home? Where's my cell phone?

[01:23.66] Well, I can't drive, I can't walk

[01:28.91] And I'm a little too high to crawl

[01:31.66] I'll hold up this wall

[01:34.91] Till I come down or the room stops spinnin'

[01:37.66] Gonna stand right, oh, wait just a minute

[01:43.68] Twelve little hotties crammed in a back booth

[01:46.66] With a Bachelorette all drinkin' Vermouth

[01:49.65] Lucky for there's just enough room

[01:55.16] Well, hello girls, next round's on me

[01:57.40] Toast a few drinks to the bride to be

[02:00.65] Close the town down and then we'll see

[02:03.40] Who's gonna take me home?

[02:10.15] Yeah, who's gonna take me home?

[02:14.90] Yeah, who's gonna take me home?

[02:31.40] I can't drive

[02:33.66] I can't walk

[02:36.40] I'm too high

[02:39.16] To crawl

[02:41.91] Who's gonna take me home?

[02:46.65] Great day man

[02:50.90] You think, we're done, closing down this bar

[02:51.91] You coulda give me right on

[02:53.40] Alright, brother