We Made You

[00:02.08] Guess who? D'you miss me?

[00:05.73] Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!

[00:07.88] When you walked through the door

[00:09.87] It was clear to me (Clear to me)

[00:12.13] You’re the one they adore

[00:14.13] Who they came to see (Who they came to see)

[00:16.13] You’re a rock star (Baby)

[00:18.88] Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)

[00:21.38] Player, who can really blame you?

[00:25.13] We’re the ones who made you

[00:29.13] Ahem, back by popular demand

[00:30.88] Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can

[00:33.38] You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand?

[00:35.62] How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it grand?

[00:37.88] Well, look at all the massive masses in the stands

[00:39.88] "Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans!"

[00:41.89] Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man

[00:44.12] She stomped him, just ‘cause he asked to put his hands

[00:46.02] On her massive gluteus maximus again

[00:48.27] Squeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to a friend

[00:50.52] Can he come back as nasty as he can?

[00:52.52] Yes, he can-can; don't ask me this again

[00:54.53] He does not mean to lesbian offend

[00:56.52] But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men

[00:58.77] Samantha's a 2; you're practically a 10

[01:00.77] I know you want me, girl, in fact, I see you grin

[01:02.77] Now come in, girl!

[01:03.77] When you walked through the door

[01:04.66] It was clear to me (Clear to me)

[01:06.90] You’re the one they adore

[01:08.65] Who they came to see (Who they came to see)

[01:10.79] You’re a rock star (Baby)

[01:13.54] Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)

[01:16.03] Player, who can really blame you?

[01:19.79] We’re the ones who made you

[01:24.04] The enforcer, looking for more women to torture

[01:26.29] Walk up to the cutest girl and charley-horse her

[01:28.28] Sorry, Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres

[01:30.29] Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness?

[01:32.29] Well, I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman

[01:34.54] Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine

[01:36.54] And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then

[01:38.79] Nail her, baby, say hello to my little friend!

[01:40.79] Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middleman

[01:42.78] Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again

[01:45.29] And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge

[01:47.29] Forget them other men, girl, pay them little attention

[01:49.54] And little did I mention that Jennifer's in

[01:51.54] Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench

[01:53.79] Man, I swear them other guys, you give 'em an inch

[01:55.79] They take a mile; they got style, but it isn't Slim's

[01:58.04] When you walked through the door

[01:59.30] It was clear to me (Clear to me)

[02:01.03] You’re the one they adore

[02:03.29] Who they came to see (Who they came to see)

[02:05.68] You’re a rock star (Baby)

[02:08.43] Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)

[02:10.69] Player, who can really blame you?

[02:14.43] We’re the ones who made you

[02:18.43] And that's why, my love

[02:20.18] You'll never live without

[02:22.18] I know you want me, girl

[02:23.68] 'Cause I can see you're checking me out

[02:26.69] And baby, you know

[02:28.44] You know you want me too

[02:30.68] Don't try to deny it, baby

[02:32.44] I'm the only one for you [fart]

[02:35.68] Damn, girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa

[02:37.68] Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?

[02:39.57] You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my album

[02:41.82] Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia

[02:44.07] Man, Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal, but

[02:46.07] Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth (blup!)

[02:48.32] Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers

[02:50.09] And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis

[02:52.33] "Lord, help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt

[02:54.57] Looking like someone shrinked his outfit!"

[02:56.58] I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica

[02:58.33] Rest assured Superman's here to rescue ya

[03:00.57] Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake

[03:02.82] Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake

[03:04.97] With a saw blade in it to make my jailbreak

[03:07.22] Baby, I think you just met your soulmate

[03:09.22] Now break it down, girl

[03:09.98] When you walked through the door

[03:11.14] It was clear to me (Clear to me)

[03:13.13] You’re the one they adore

[03:14.89] Who they came to see (Who they came to see)

[03:17.14] You’re a rock star (Baby)

[03:19.89] Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)

[03:22.14] Player, who can really blame you?

[03:26.13] We’re the ones who made you

[03:29.63] So baby

[03:30.64] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:32.64] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:34.63] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:36.63] Baby, get down, get down

[03:38.64] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:40.88] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:42.89] Baby, get down, down, down

[03:45.14] Baby, get down, get down

[03:46.88] Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good!

[03:51.77] I can't wait, I'm going back

[03:55.03] Ha ha, woo!

[03:58.18] Dr. Dre! 2020!

[04:03.33] Yeah!