Your New Boyfriend

[00:23.71] Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be

[00:25.71] When I was a kid on VoIP

[00:28.21] I thought when I get older, I'd marry her

[00:32.96] I told her

[00:34.98] Now I'm 26 and I work in an office

[00:35.71] 9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest

[00:37.96] If I could change a single thing

[00:39.97] I'd make it me and not him

[00:46.46] But he's in your bed

[00:47.46] And I'm in your Twitch chat

[00:50.97] I've got the key

[00:51.97] And he's just a doormat

[00:55.71] And even though he's got social skills

[00:57.96] That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills

[01:00.46] Anyway, make the most of him

[01:02.46] 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick

[01:04.71] Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo)

[01:30.71] And, yeah, I've met Jared

[01:31.71] (Of course I've met Jared)

[01:32.97] The one who took you away from me

[01:35.22] You hit it off instantly

[01:37.21] I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me

[01:39.98] I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles

[01:41.96] Push against his fashion sense

[01:44.21] I've thought about what he looks like nude

[01:47.21] I'm not gay, though

[01:51.46] 'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)

[01:55.71] Oh, she's living the dream

[01:57.96] From back when we were 17

[02:00.46] She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)

[02:04.96] Oh, she's living the dream

[02:07.22] From back when we were 17

[02:09.96] How on Earth could I be saved?

[02:11.96] When I'm one click away from insane

[02:14.96] I just think that I deserve

[02:16.71] A little bit of what I earned

[02:19.21] I'm not gonna make another scene

[02:21.21] The one I made when I was 23

[02:23.46] Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

[02:32.46] But he's in your bed

[02:33.46] And I'm in your Twitch chat

[02:36.96] I've got the key

[02:37.96] And he's just a doormat

[02:41.71] 'Cause even though he's got social skills

[02:43.72] That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills

[02:46.20] Anyway, make the most of him

[02:48.46] 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick

[02:50.71] Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole

[03:05.22] I think about you every day (Every day)

[03:09.71] So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)

[03:14.47] I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)

[03:19.21] Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)

[03:23.21] 'Cause you're beauty

[03:25.46] And you're grace (You're grace)

[03:27.96] Your telephone calls are my favourite place

[03:32.46] And I want you to notice me

[03:38.46] With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)

[03:43.21] I want you to care

[03:47.96] I want to smell your hair