Grammar Nazi

[00:22.06] See I like a boy – cute and nice and tall

[00:31.06] But there's one problem (Guess what)

[00:37.05] He couldn't spell right at all

[00:40.55] And I know that's not the end all – be all

[00:46.81] But it really kinda blows

[00:50.05] Poor guy doesn't even like book (I know!)

[00:55.31] And sometimes, it shows

[00:59.55] My momma told me it's unwise to like a boy who is just nice

[01:05.06] Who couldn't put apostrophe s's on his possessives

[01:11.06] And don't look at me when I look at you

[01:14.80] Whenever you say "stuffs"

[01:18.05] 'Cause that's my cue (RETCHHH)

[01:20.30] I'm not a nazi- I just care about good grammar

[01:27.30] He paparazzi (okay), I just said that 'cause it rhymed

[01:36.54] But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

[01:47.30] You type "lose" with one o if you're losing your mind

[01:57.80] Two O's for describing bowel movements of any kind

[02:04.30] You see "your" and "you're"

[02:09.55] They're two, two different things, baby

[02:14.30] It's YOUR problem YOU'RE confused

[02:19.30] But I'mma help you out with the words you use, yea

[02:25.31] My momma told me it's unwise to like a boy who is just nice

[02:30.30] Who couldn't put apostrophe s's on his possessives

[02:35.80] And don't look at me when I look at you

[02:40.30] Whenever you say "stuffs"

[02:43.55] 'Cause that's my cue (RETCHHH)

[02:45.06] I'm not a nazi- I just care about good grammar

[02:53.07] He paparazzi (okay), I just said that 'cause it rhymed

[03:00.07] But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

[03:22.31] I suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement

[03:25.05] If we keep this up, it's gonna be a commitment

[03:27.05] You never say "Dogs barks" – you just say "bark"

[03:30.31] Pay a bit of attention we're gonna take it to the park

[03:32.80] Double negatives and all its relatives

[03:35.05] Don't sound no good if they ain't in a rap song

[03:37.06] I'm gonna break it down to you

[03:38.56] I hate it when you say "furnitures"

[03:40.31] When you mean "pieces of furniture"

[03:42.05] Let the plural be pluralized

[03:43.80] The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised

[03:46.05] It's TO to direct, TOO for "too much", TWO is a number

[03:49.30] Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudge

[03:52.05] THERE'S two baby cubs

[03:53.05] And THEIR momma lion

[03:54.05] And THEY'RE together it's as clear as day

[03:55.31] If you're debating if "I was" versus "If I were", I say

[03:56.80] Who would you believe more?

[03:59.55] Bieber or Beyonce

[04:03.06] I'm not a nazi- I just care about good grammar

[04:11.56] He paparazzi (okay), I just said that 'cause it rhymed

[04:18.80] But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

[04:22.30] I'm not a nazi- I just care about good grammar

[04:29.55] He paparazzi (okay), I just said that 'cause it rhymed

[04:36.56] But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me