Teleportation Blues

[00:07.13] Aldebaran's great, okay, Algol's pretty neat, Betelgeuse's pretty girls Will knock you off your feet.

[00:18.37] They'll do anything you like Real fast and then real slow, But if you have to take me apart to get me there Then I don't want to go.

[00:29.62] [Singing] Take me apart, take me apart, What a way to roam And if you have to take me apart to get me there I'd rather stay at home.

[00:43.12] Sirius is paved with gold So I've heard it said By nuts who then go on to say "See Tau before you're dead."

[00:55.14] I'll gladly take the high road Or even take the low, But if you have to take me apart to get me there Then I, for one, won't go.

[01:05.87] Singing, Take me apart, take me apart, You must be off your head, And if you try to take me apart to get me there I'll stay right here in bed.

[01:18.63] I teleported home one night

[01:22.14] With Ron and Sid and Meg.

[01:25.62] Ron stole Meggie's heart away

[01:27.87] And I got Sidney's leg.