Show Stoppin Number
[00:04.47] It's a show stoppin' number
[00:05.48] A real showstopper
[00:08.48] A show stoppin' number, come on
[00:13.75] Something to shock 'em
[00:16.23] To bring them a-crawling
[00:19.23] A big-time box office draw
[00:24.22] With the press and the glamor, we'll kill the reviews
[00:30.23] Spotlight on Mr. Ingénue
[00:35.98] So fill up your tumbler
[00:38.98] Got a show stoppin' number for you
[00:44.49] Professor, please, if they find us they will kill us!
[00:49.98] A show stoppin' number
[00:50.22] Is something you die for
[00:52.98] A real catchy, earwormy tune
[00:57.98] An award-winning score
[01:00.23] That seeps in and out of your pores
[01:03.25] A ditty to make the chorus girls swoon
[01:07.74] It'll unify humanity in a thundering chorus
[01:18.48] No exits from this Broadway venue
[01:19.23] So crash those shiny cymbals
[01:21.73] Got a show stoppin' hymnal for you
[01:26.48] (spoken)
[01:27.97] This song's pretty good, huh? I bet you didn't know I was also a composer. In fact, while I've been preparing for the apocalypse, I've also been writing my own musical
[01:39.98] ...Do you mind if I give you the pitch?
[01:42.73] We don't have time—
[01:44.23] Fuckin' go for it!
[01:46.48] It's called: Working Boys: A New Musical. It's the story of a group of old college chums. Sure, they found success in the business world. Still, they can't help but long for the simpler times, back in that beat-up old house at the edge of campus. But those glory days, they're gone for good
[02:14.99] ...Or are they? This here is the title number!
[02:16.48] (sung)
[02:17.73] Business calls, I'm up to my ass in shit
[02:21.74] What is this business?
[02:23.00] Markets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wits
[02:27.24] I just can't take it
[02:28.73] When all I want to do
[02:31.48] Is spend the day with Greg
[02:35.48] And Steve
[02:38.48] And Stu
[02:41.24] And Mark
[02:43.97] And Leighton
[02:46.73] And Chad
[02:49.23] (spoken)
[02:49.74] Ring, ring. The phone rings. I answer it
[02:56.98] Oh, hey Greg. I'm swamped . . . with business. Stocks, bonds, golden parachutes... Remember those days on the football field, Greg? Last week feels like ages ago
[03:13.26] What? Today? After work? On the football field? The old stomping ground, eh, Greg? Just you . . . and me . . . and Steve . . . and Stu...
[03:27.73] And Mark and Leighton...
[03:32.73] And Chad
[03:37.73] Five o'clock. I'll see you then, Greg
[03:40.22] I'll see you then
[03:42.73] (sung)
[03:43.97] All I want to do
[03:46.98] Is spend that day with Steve and—
[03:51.24] Five o'clock can't come soon enough
[03:53.73] Five o'clock can't come soon enough
[03:56.73] Five o'clock can't come soon enough
[03:59.23] I can't wait to get home to my boys
[04:05.23] A show stoppin' number
[04:07.98] A real showstopper
[04:10.73] An aria to rule them all
[04:15.98] They'll throw us their money at full price admission
[04:21.73] The world will come crumblin' down
[04:27.22] Hamilton, move over
[04:29.48] Your new competition's in town
[04:34.47] Hey Henry!
[04:35.75] Greg! Is that really you?
[04:37.49] Professor, no! That's not Greg!
[04:39.73] Been a long time...
[04:41.49] Hey boys, wanna toss that pigskin around?
[04:44.48] Stu! You haven't aged a day! Is it five o'clock already? It must be!
[04:50.48] Come on, Henry. We've got some catching up to do
[04:54.98] Working boys, we're up in our ass in shit
[04:59.22] What is this business?
[05:00.49] Five o'clock can't come soon enough
[05:03.23] Five o'clock can't come soon enough
[05:05.98] Five o'clock can't come soon enough
[05:08.74] I can't wait to get home
[05:10.99] To my boys!
