We Need A Gimmick
[00:15.12] What do we need?
[00:19.17] What do we need?
[00:22.17] I wish someone would tell us what we need!
[00:28.12] We need a gimmick
[00:29.38] Pretty little gimmick
[00:30.13] A fool-proof plan to gain the trust
[00:31.63] Of the human race
[00:32.64] After all…
[00:33.88] We come from outer space
[00:35.13] (and we smell like shit!)
[00:36.38] No more shame; it’s time for fame
[00:38.11] Nothin’ to lose, everything to gain
[00:39.62] We’ve seen it, heard it, felt it, thought it, sought it
[00:41.86] Lived it all before
[00:43.36] We’ve read it, watched it, bought it, stole it, sold it
[00:45.36] Now we just want more
[00:46.61] Listen up!
[00:48.83] We won’t be let down anymore
[00:50.55] Now they’ve got a killer plan
[00:52.80] And it just might be crazy enough to work
[00:55.80] When it all began
[00:57.55] They were desperate, they were prideful
[00:58.81] They were reckless, pitiful scum (and never mindful)
[01:00.56] Never thought enough to realize that
[01:01.77] Everything is just a joke
[01:04.77] We’re at it again
[01:06.52] Just us and the friends
[01:08.27] We know what this is
[01:10.02] No need to lie
[01:12.03] We push that boulder up the hill...
[01:18.02] We need a gimmick
[01:18.70] Squishy little gimmick
[01:19.70] The perfect way to win the heart
[01:21.45] Of the human race
[01:22.45] After all…
[01:23.45] They live in the comfort zone
[01:24.71] (and they’re a bunch of dicks!)
[01:25.95] Watch them watch themselves on hi-def plasma television screens
[01:29.45] We made a human costume for a goblin
[01:31.70] Best to hide the green
[01:33.16] Now they’ve got a killer plan
[01:35.15] And it just might be crazy enough to work
[01:38.15] When it all began
[01:40.15] They were desperate, they were prideful
[01:41.50] They were reckless, pitiful scum (and never mindful)
[01:43.40] Never thought enough to realize that
[01:44.65] Everything is just a joke
[01:45.33] But that was then...
[01:47.33] Now they’ve got a clever plan
[01:49.08] And it ain’t half-bad
[01:50.83] it’s got to work;
[01:52.34] it’s just what they need
[01:54.33] They are temperate, they are mindful
[01:55.58] They are zealous, wonderful chums (took off the blindfold)
[01:57.33] Never thought enough to realize that
[01:58.83] Everything is still a joke
[02:01.83] We’re at it again
[02:03.58] Just us and the friends
[02:05.33] We know what this is
[02:06.83] No need to lie
[02:09.30] We push that boulder up the hill...
[02:13.06] ...but then it rolls back down again
[02:16.05] Over and over
[02:17.76] The coldest of shoulders
[02:19.76] They're missing the point
[02:21.51] Misguided drones
[02:23.76] They keep checking their phones
[02:26.51] As if it really fuckin’ matters...
[02:36.97] We skinned a dog to make its hair
[02:40.47] We peeled a preschool and stole their skin
[02:43.97] Wow, ain’t he looking debonair
[02:47.48] Just smash the face, he’ll blend right in
[02:51.22] Ooh! now he’s getting on the ship
[02:54.72] We built a rocket, to send him to earth
[02:58.22] No need to freak, it’s just a trip
[03:01.73] I think it’s about time you got a grip
[03:19.72] We’re at it again
[03:21.73] Just us and the friends
[03:23.47] We know what this is
[03:25.22] No need to lie
[03:27.48] We push that boulder up the hill...
[03:31.41] ...but then it rolls back down again
[03:34.16] Over and over
[03:35.92] The coldest of shoulders
[03:37.88] They're missing the point
[03:39.66] Misguided drones
[03:41.88] They keep checking their phones
[03:44.62] As if it really fuckin’ matters...
[03:54.84] What do we got?
[03:59.33] What do we got?
[04:05.58] …a gimmick!
