Celebrity_V

[00:17.04] Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well, no.

[00:24.43] These days you don't really need it, thanks to reality shows.

[00:32.18] Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad.

[00:39.94] Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab.

[00:46.18] Chorus:

[00:46.42] 'Cause when you're a celebrity

[00:50.43] It's adios reality

[00:54.42] You' can act just like fool

[00:56.07] People think you're cool

[00:58.33] Just 'cause you're on TV.

[01:02.07] I can throw major fits

[01:05.83] When my latte isn't just how I like it

[01:09.73] They say I've gone insane,

[01:11.73] I'll blame it on the fame,

[01:13.48] And the pressures that goes with

[01:16.97] Being a celebrity.

[01:26.23] I get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way.

[01:34.23] I'll get community service no matter which law I break.

[01:41.98] I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff

[01:50.13] But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up!

[01:56.37] Chorus:

[01:56.62] 'Cause when you're a celebrity,

[02:00.27] It's adios reality.

[02:04.28] No matter what you do,

[02:06.02] People think you're cool,

[02:08.02] Just 'cause you're on TV.

[02:12.27] I can fall in and out of love,

[02:15.67] Have marriages that barely last a month.

[02:19.67] When they go down the drain

[02:21.42] I'll blame it on the fame

[02:23.41] And say it's just so tough.

[02:26.55] Being a celebrity.

[02:35.75] So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west

[02:39.88] To the land of fun in the sun

[02:43.64] We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires

[02:48.14] Hey, Hey, Hollywood, here we come!

[02:53.14] Chorus:

[03:00.28] Yeah, When you're a celebrity

[03:04.03] It's adios reality

[03:08.03] No matter what you do,

[03:10.03] People think you're cool,

[03:12.03] Just cause you're on TV.

[03:15.03] Being a celebrity.

[03:19.53] Yeahm celebrity!

[03:24.04] Uh huh.

[03:27.28] Ugh? Where's my coffee?...