Before He Cheats

[00:14.79] Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp

[00:19.04] And she's probably getting frisky...

[00:21.29] Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink

[00:25.54] 'Cause she can't shoot whiskey...

[00:27.54] Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick

[00:31.29] Showing her how to shoot a combo...

[00:35.94] And he don't know...

[00:39.94] That I dug my key into the side

[00:43.19] Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive

[00:46.69] Carved my name into his leather seats...

[00:52.94] I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

[00:56.59] Slashed a hole in all four tires...

[00:59.84] Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

[01:09.85] Right now, she's probably up singing some

[01:12.84] White-trash version of Shania karaoke

[01:16.35] Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"

[01:19.59] And he's a-thinking that he's gonna get lucky

[01:22.84] Right now, he's probably dabbing on

[01:25.59] Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...

[01:30.98] Oh, and he don't know...

[01:34.98] That I dug my key into the side

[01:38.24] Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive

[01:41.99] Carved my name into his leather seats

[01:48.23] I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

[01:51.37] Slashed a hole in all four tires...

[01:54.88] Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

[02:02.62] I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl

[02:07.63] 'Cause the next time that he cheats...

[02:11.88] Oh, you know it won't be on me

[02:18.38] No... not on me

[02:26.88] 'Cause I dug my key into the side

[02:30.38] Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive

[02:33.88] Carved my name into his leather seats

[02:39.88] I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

[02:43.38] Slashed a hole in all four tires...

[02:46.63] Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

[02:52.87] Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

[03:03.51] Oh, before he cheats... oh, oh