Tone deaf

[00:00.88] Yeah, I'm sorry (Huh?)

[00:04.37] What did you say?

[00:07.13] Oh, I can't hear you

[00:10.63] I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out (Out, haha)

[00:13.61] (I need auto tune)

[00:14.13] Yeah

[00:14.61] It's my alter-ego's fault, these evil thoughts can be so dark

[00:18.88] Cerebral palsy, three Zolofts

[00:21.13] I eat those off to Rico Suave, look it up

[00:24.11] Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back, with a cracked axel

[00:26.62] A backpack full of Paxil

[00:28.62] A black satchel, a nap sack and a flask full of 'gnac and Jack Daniels

[00:31.13] Girl, let's go back, back to my castle (Yeah)

[00:33.38] I don't wanna hassle you, Alexandra

[00:35.88] But my dick's an acronym 'cause it stands for you (Oh)

[00:37.87] You, wait, Alexandra who? (Damn)

[00:40.12] All I know is Friday, I met you (What?)

[00:42.61] Saturday, I'll probably forget you

[00:44.11] Guess that's what the Molly and X do (What the fuck?)

[00:46.62] 'Cause who the fuck am I laying next to? (Heh)

[00:48.36] But ever since D-Nice "To tha Rescue"

[00:50.38] Feel a fresh crew (Uh), been a lab rat (Yeah)

[00:52.15] From a test tube (Uh), I'm goin' in like the red roof (Red Roof Inn)

[00:54.88] You don't like it, eat a cock 'til your jaw breaks

[00:58.37] Call it caught between a rock and a hard place

[01:00.11] Like a sasquatch in a crawlspace

[01:01.85] 'Cause you're watching your heart race like you're Scarface

[01:03.36] In a car chase with the cops or an arcade

[01:05.36] Stuck inside of a Mario Kart race, stuck in saw blades

[01:07.86] At a stop and a start pace

[01:09.63] What I'm tryin' to say is, I'm drivin' 'em all crazy

[01:12.13] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone deaf)

[01:16.12] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone deaf)

[01:19.86] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone deaf)

[01:23.65] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah)

[01:27.39] I see the rap game then attack the verses (Uh)

[01:29.88] Turn into a graveyard packed with hearses (Yeah)

[01:31.87] Just like your funeral, I'm at your service (What?)

[01:33.87] Pockets on stuffed like a taxidermist (Woo)

[01:35.85] Just landed in Los Angeles when this chick Angela and her grandmother in a tan

[01:39.86] Colored van pulled up with a hand full of Xans

[01:41.86] And a substantial amount of ganja, just to ask what my

[01:44.63] Plans for the night are (Yeah)

[01:46.13] I said sneakin' to the Sleep Inn for the weekend and pretend it's a five star

[01:49.13] Yeah, I leap into the deep end of the pool, I can show you where the dives are (Get it?)

[01:53.36] We don't even gotta drive far

[01:55.61] I know this spot that is so live, but I'm tryna get some head first, like a nose dive (Haha)

[01:59.64] So many side chicks, can't decide which to slide with and which should I ditch

[02:04.39] So when it comes to ass, bitch, I get behind like the Heimlich (Yeah)

[02:07.87] Had one chick who liked to flip sometimes on some switchin' sides shit

[02:12.11] Pushed her out the side, kicked, then I flipped

[02:14.37] The lil' white bitch off like a light switch (Bitch)

[02:16.13] It's okay not to like my shit

[02:17.89] Everything's fine, drink your wine, bitch

[02:19.89] And get offline, quit whinin', this is just a rhyme, bitch

[02:22.13] But ask me, will I stick to my guns like adhesive tape?

[02:25.88] Does Bill Cosby sedate once he treats the cheesecake and the decent steak?

[02:29.86] You think gettin' rid of me's a piece of cake?

[02:32.13] I'm harder than findin' Harvey Weinstein a date (Haha)

[02:33.88] And that's why they say I got more lines than Black Friday

[02:37.38] So save that shit for the damn library (Shh)

[02:39.63] You heard of Kris Kristofferson? (Yeah) Well, I am piss piss off'ed-eson (Oh)

[02:43.12] Paul's askin' for Christmas off again

[02:45.13] I said, "No," then I spit this song for him, it goes:

[02:48.37] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone deaf)

[02:51.63] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone deaf)

[02:55.38] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone deaf)

[02:59.37] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

[03:03.13] Bitch, I can make an orange rhyme with banana, oranana

[03:07.64] Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas

[03:09.63] At the crib, playin' Fortnite wit' your grandma

[03:11.13] But I'm more like I'm 4'5" with the grammar

[03:13.13] Bitch, 'bout to show you why your five favorite rappers, can't touch this

[03:15.88] But before I get the hammer, I should warn you I'm Thor-like in this manner

[03:18.62] But the day I lose sleep over you critiquin' me or

[03:21.61] I ever let you cocksuckers eat at me

[03:23.61] I'd need to be a motherfuckin' pizzeria, but you ain't gettin' no cheese from me

[03:25.86] I went from Lil' Ceasers, BLT-ses, grilled cheeses

[03:30.90] Bein' dirt poor to filthy rich, I'm still me, bitch

[03:34.37] Like a realtor, it's realty, bitch (Real talk)

[03:35.62] Aftermath, bitch, whole camp's lit

[03:37.62] We put out fire, Dre stamps it

[03:39.86] With my cohorts, hit up Bogart

[03:42.11] Yeah, got your whole squad yellin', "Oh, God"

[03:44.14] Here comes Marshall, with no holds barred

[03:46.14] Bitch, I'm a hurricane, you're a blow hard

[03:47.61] Like your old broad, she full of semen, like the coast guard

[03:50.63] And life's been pretty good to me so far, for the most part

[03:54.37] Had a couple of run-in's with popo, caught

[03:56.13] A couple assault charges, got a few priors like crowbars

[03:58.61] Which is so odd 'cause I'm forty-eight now

[04:01.38] That 5-0's startin' to creep up on me like a patrol car

[04:03.88] I'll be an old fart, but you don't want no part, so bitch, don't start

[04:07.13] Simmer down, compose yourself, Mozart

[04:09.12] I ain't went nowhere, call me coleslaw

[04:10.88] 'Cause I'm out for the cabbage and I'm so raw

[04:13.12] And if time is money, you have no clocks

[04:15.12] And any folk caught within close proximity's gettin' Colt cocked

[04:18.13] My enemies I'm a chimney give me the smoke, opps

[04:21.13] And R.I.P. to King Von, and it don't stop, and I know not

[04:23.88] What the fuck you say? I told y'all, it ain't me, it's my alter-ego's fault

[04:27.87] But if y'all wanna cancel me, no prob'

[04:30.37] I'll tell you the same thing I told Paul

[04:32.11] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone deaf)

[04:35.87] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone deaf)

[04:39.63] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone deaf)

[04:43.64] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (I'm tone deaf)